elefseus:

i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day

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nonespark:

alt-j:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT FIRST I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL TORTILLA AND IM JUST THINKING “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IS THIS ONE OF THOSE USELESS FUXKING JOKES THAT DONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE YOU’RE FILLING A TORTILLA WITH FUCKING PENS WHAT KIND OF SHITTY ASS IDEA IS THAT” BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT ITS NOT

I WANT ONE
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW EVERYONE ELSE IN CLASS WOULD LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOU PULL THAT OUT OF YOUR BAG AND START PULLING PENS OUT

nonespark:

alt-j:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT FIRST I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL TORTILLA AND IM JUST THINKING “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IS THIS ONE OF THOSE USELESS FUXKING JOKES THAT DONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE YOU’RE FILLING A TORTILLA WITH FUCKING PENS WHAT KIND OF SHITTY ASS IDEA IS THAT” BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT ITS NOT

I WANT ONE

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW EVERYONE ELSE IN CLASS WOULD LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOU PULL THAT OUT OF YOUR BAG AND START PULLING PENS OUT