We don’t deserve dogs (Source)
I audibly gasped the first time I saw this video
happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

we are off to a GREAT start
all moblins and bokoblins will respawn so keep that in mind when charting your course to work
i cant wait for elon musk to be the first man to die on Mars when the Curiosity rover, enraged by his presence, smashes his space helmet with a rock
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
this is an oddly specific post are you ok